Friday, 11 July 2014

Once Upon a Time...

Sprout, Squidge and Moppet woke up one morning this week and started making up a story together. It was so much fun to listen to them, and I quickly transcribed it so I could save it here for posterity. No editing, straight from the horses' mouths :)

"Once upon a time there was a BIG THUNDERSTORM. The dinosaurs and the pirates caught tinkerbell in a cage and tried to kill her. She didn't have a sword. The dinosaurs and the pirates sneaked up on the good guys, and a grown up stabbed them in the eye with a sword. The dinosaurs ROARED. Peppa Pig caught the dinosaurs, and she went, "Hiiiiyaaah! Chop chop chop chop!" and got all the dinosaurs. They all went through a portal to Bananaland, and found Bad Guy Finn. He did a poo. They tried to kill him with a diamond sword. They got some trousers and chop chop chopped Bad Guy Finn. Then some elephants came and said, "Wooooooooooooo!" Two giant robots appeared, one good and one bad, and the elephants just stood there and watched the good giant robot defeat the bad giant robot. The bad giant robot died because he was fighting while he needed to have a giant poo, and when the good giant robot hit him he pooped himself all the way to the moon, taking the fairies with him. The fairies found the robot and ravaged it so they could build a spaceship, and make a sucking machine that sucks water up to make it into ultimate water. When you drink ultimate water it basically makes you into Superman. The fairies went back down to Earth in the spaceship and found another giant bad guy robot, so they hid inside the giant good guy robot and controlled it to defeat the new bad guy robot. They gave the good guy robot some Ultimate Water which turned him gold and made him super strong. 

THE END"

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